Intro
Hey girl!
Hey, girl, hey!
What?s the T?
She got mineral oil injected into her ass cheeks!
No way!
She wanted that big booty? Now she got a big greasy booty!
Oh no here she comes!

Verse 1
Tonight I'm coming out
I'm saying clear and loud
You think you fooled me now?
Ain't fooled me, no how!

You think you got it going on?
I?m here to say that you're wrong.
Did you smoke a bong?
Was you cra'y cra'y all along?

What's a guy going to do?
Who needs enemies with friends like you?
Tonight I got some ?T? for truth.
All my boys and girls preach too!

I?m gonna say bye for now
Got some stuff to do downtown
Running errands, boo hoo
A little wine, put me in the mood

Prechorus
Tonight I'm heading out
There?s no time to play
You are a basic bitch!
You?ll learn it?s always my way!

Ta-ta, bye bye for now
Don't miss me much
The thirst is real
I think you?re out of touch

Chorus
When you act so shady, shady, shady, shady
You ain?t no lady, lady, lady, lady!
I?m kinda busy sweetheart, so let?s not do it today?
I?m gonna pencil you in?

See you next Tuesday!
Tuesday! Tuesday!
See you next Tuesday
Tuesday! Tuesday!
I?ll see you next Tuesday
Tuesday! Tuesday!
I?ll see you next Tuesday
I?m gonna pencil you in...
See you next Tuesday!

Verse 2
You act like such a bitch
Like you got some major itch
It?s my fault, that is rich
You should go sew a stitch

You are a toxic person
I need another version
You?re cruising for a bruising
You are so good at losing!

What?s a girl gonna do?
Who needs a friend like you?
Now please put on your shoes
And go look for some clues

I?m gonna say au revoir
Instead of listing all the things you are
From you I?m running far
Try to catch this shooting star!

You think you are fabulous
But girl you are just tactless
Turn around
Boo hoo
Everything about is just so damn... Ew!

Prechorus
Tonight I'm heading out
There?s no time to play
You are a basic bitch
You?ll learn it?s always my way!

Ta-ta, bye bye for now
Don't miss me much
The thirst is real
I think you?re out of touch

Breakdown
Work! My mother saw miley cyrus twerking, and she said? ?She?s shaking
Out all of her luck! ?
Are you twerking to this song right now?
No! This song is untwerkable! Don?t twerk to this song!

Chorus repeat

Bridge
Britney, Miley strike a pose,
Snooki, jwoww,
We love Cho!
Bieber on the cover a magazine,
Wet dream of every tween

Chorus repeat

It?s untwerabkle!
Twerking and driving is a crime?