(Featuring Gardenia And The Mighty Slug)



We're the leopards (x3) 



The leader of the pack lives down in the local drain, 

We're the leopards 

King Kong built a car inside his brain, 

We're the leopards 

You tell me who's the sexiest, 

But why it's Gardenia & the Mighty Slug 



We're the leopards 



Old Doug Henry lost an ear when he crossed my path 

We're the leopards 

Called himself Jesus, well that's what he said to me 

We're the leopards 



I have never seen a freak look as weird as you 

Except for Gardenia and the Mighty Slug 

We're the leopards 



Cycle Michael grotesque school desk in my brain 

We're the leopards 

Mincing Quincy dropping bop drops down the drain 

We're the leopards 



I'll just tell you boy we're mean and we're tough 

Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug 

We're the leopards 



I know that we know that he know it's wrong 

We're the leopards 

To spend your life inside a song 



Greasy Gert tried it and she licked it too 

Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug 

We're the leopards 



Uncle Bimbo drunk up the sea of Galilee 

And like a fool he promised it all to me 

But I'm young and built of steel 

Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug 



Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug 

Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug 



We're the leopards (Repeat to end)