It's gonna be grand when you take 

the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah 

Peter with the heater, he's such a messy eater 

He's got frogs in his eyes from telling those lies 

Sunday's almost Monday and you gotta understand 

It's gonna be grand when you take 

the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah 



Shelly 's silver belly, she's got me on the telly 

Down with the dog he's a rockabilly yob 

The kids are young, but that's how we begun 

You gotta understand when you take 

the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah 



You're gonna be grand (x4) 



Paladin heat with the dancing feet 

Rides a two tone bike he does what he likes 

But my head is alright but you're out of sight 

But you gotta understand when you take 

the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah 



You're gonna be grand (Repeat to end)