Christmas day, stuck in the seventies

Play all day with your Scalectrics

Oh my god, I got a tomahawk

How sweet life can be



No X-Box and no computers

We just used our imagination

A leather football was perfection

What more could you want?



Sleep through the Queen's speech

'Cause it means nothing to me

Zulu's on, the Milk Tray's out

So it must be love



The ghost of Christmas has come

The ghost of Christmas has come



Hot Wheels on the dinner table

Too much sherry with mum unstable

She's acting like Evil Knievel

Oh yes, I am blessed



Drink some sparkling wine

Watch Morecambe and Wise

Christmas Top of the Pops

Thank God, the world has stopped



The ghost of Christmas has come

The ghost of Christmas has come

The ghost of Christmas has come

The ghost of Christmas has come



The ghost of Christmas has come

The ghost of Christmas has come

The ghost of Christmas has come

The ghost of Christmas has come