Hey she's great but she's kind of dumb.

That's okay, we'll still have our fun.

I said she's dumb but I don't think you'll get some.

Oh trust me, I'll get more than some.

Hey, pretty lady won't you come with me?

I've got a box full of magnums and cheap hotel key.

Yeah, This is the first time for me and I'm a little bit nervous,

But I'm oh so ready.


This is sex girl, This is sex.

Here's where everything begins to get complex.

And this is where I put your heart to the test.

If you can handle me now then it's probably for the best.


And I'm crushing on you,

You know how I do.

I'm as serious as a heart attack.

Confidence is what I lack.

As I'm crushing on you,

You know how I do,

I'm as serious as a heart attack,

Your heart's big enough to break a back,

Your heart's big enough to break a back.


You're competition is no competition for me.

Those we're the words she spoke so graciously.

She's so witty, She's so cunning.


She said,

There goes your ego,

Right out the window,

You're such a divo,

You think your so retro