You don't have to be a super sleuth
You don't have to be a vixen now
You don't have to do anything they do
And suddenly all your bedroom turns around
Into some sort of mission
And suddenly all your bedroom turns around
And the mirror says just listen
Cause you're a competition girl
Competition girl
And suddenly all your bedroom turns around
This ain't no competition girl
You don't have to wear envy like pearls
Get it out and throw it in the can
Let it out because it's not about the man
And suddenly all your bedroom turns around
Just like a jealous lover
And suddenly all your bedroom turns around
And there's girls on your bedsheet cover
Cause you're a competition girl
Competition girl
And suddenly all your bedroom turns around
I'm sick of some chix
And their dirty trix
Cause you're a competition girl
Competition girl