One night in a cold sweat

I heard the call

So without fear and free from fright

I walked tall

As I crept the passages

Only just but faint

In and out of the central heating

It came and then went



Samantha, Samantha dear

I have to be gone

Samantha, oh Samantha dear

But ooh, she slept on



Well I've itched a thousand itches

But this one tops them all

While crouched down with an ear to the ground

I saw the call



Springing up in disbelief

The supension spilt

And peering in a bathroom mirror

Hung the men with guilt



Samantha, Samantha dear

I have to be gone

Samantha, oh Samantha dear

But ooh, she slept on



One night in a cold sweat

I heard the call 

So without fear and free from fright

I walked tall



Samantha, Samantha dear

I have to be gone

Samantha, oh Samantha dear

But



Samantha, Samantha dear

I have to be gone

Samantha, oh Samantha dear

But



There were all sorts of funny faces

Being pulled

But mine was the funniest face



Samantha, Samantha dear

I have to be gone

Samantha, oh Samantha dear

But ooh, she slept on