Intro: 
Mi tek bus, mi tek van 
Mi tek JwN ns mi tek Jean 
Mi nuh tek Kark or Donovan 
that worng Madd Anju pon de slang 
chorus: 
Mi nuh play chess cause yuh haffi check man 
A police alone get pay fi ketch man 
Mi a gal lover, yuh nah fi question 
Mi nuh play draft, no mi nuh tek man 

Verse 1: 
The best plan, is fi have a girl yes man 
Nuh less than five girls mi mind a respond 
A girl look hot well pop the question 
If the vibes get strong great let's jam 
Mi back up dis fat beef from over Westland 
Whey mi hear dis yute a beat him chess pon 
Yes man she buck m, 
A next man an by half hour time she a mek a next plan 
Damn! Yuh know seh dat neva tek long 
De yute sight the play and seh him gaa get gang 
Yes don dim a fight fi be best man 
Now him girl a ask if a suh mi tek long 
  

Mi nuh play chess cause yuh haffi check man 
A police alone get pay fi ketch man 
Mi a gal lover, yuh nah fi question 
Mi nuh play draft, no mi nuh tek man 

Verse  2: 
A yute a show mi a girl seh how she mek wrong 
Mi just tell him seh a joke yuh a mek man 
Madd Anju waan know wha yuh really get from 
dissing up di girls when yuh can get one 
Well mi love girls and dem love how mi mek song 
Mi mind set pon girls and it nuh set wrong 
A dem alone get my love and affection 
Yes man suh yuh have any objection 
  

Mi nuh play chess cause yuh haffi check man 
A police alone get pay fi ketch man 
Mi a gal lover, yuh nah fi question 
Mi nuh play draft, no mi nuh tek man 
  

Verse 3: 
Well dis a fi di yutes dem whey love girls bad 
Who everytime dem si girls fi...dem ...get mad 
A woman alone can bust wi glad bag 
Hmmmmmm tings sticky pon a fag 
  

Mi nuh play chess cause yuh haffi check man 
A police alone get pay fi ketch man 
Mi a gal lover, yuh nah fi question 
Mi nuh play draft, no mi nuh tek man