Jim Dandy to the rescue, Jim Dandy to the rescue
Jim Dandy to the rescue, go Jim Dandy, go Jim Dandy

Jim Dandy on the mountain top, ten thousand feet to drop
He started giddy on a runaway horse, ha, ha, that's right of course
Jim Dandy to the rescue, go Jim Dandy, go Jim Dandy

Jim Dandy had a girl named Sue, she was feeling kind of blue
Jim Dandy is the kinda guy he never like to see a woman cry
Jim Dandy to the rescue, go Jim Dandy, get 'em Jim

Jim Dandy in a submarine, he gotta take it from a mermaid queen
She was hangin' from a fishin' life, Jim Dandy didn't waste no time
Jim Dandy to the rescue, hook it Jim Dandy

Jim Dandy had a golden mane, he got a ticket on a DC Plane
Jim Dandy didn't need no suit, he was hit but ready to boot
Jim Dandy to the rescue, go Jim Dandy, get 'em boy

Jim Dandy to the rescue, Jim Dandy to the rescue
Jim Dandy to the rescue, Jim Dandy to the rescue
Jim Dandy to the rescue, sock it to 'em Jim

Jim Dandy to the rescue, Jim Dandy to the rescue...