Scotty Doesn't Know Lyrics

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know

Oh Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty, Scotty doesn't know

(So don't tell Scotty)

Fiona says she's out shopping
But she's under me and I'm not stopping

Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know

(Don't tell Scotty)

I can't believe he's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting
Fiona's got him on the phone
And she's trying not to moan
It's a three way conny know's nothing, nothing

Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty, Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty Woman, show, everyone'll come
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know

The, Parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top
His front lawn In the snow
Life is so hard cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know

I did it on his birthday
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty will know
Scotty has to know
Scotty's gotta know
Gonna tell Scotty Gonna tell him myself
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't, Scotty doesn't, Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't, Scotty doesn't, Scotty doesn't know

(Then all the bogans in the background chant Scotty doesn't know)
That's it! They could have cut the 'Scotty doesn't know's' a bit.....