You got a square necklace to hold your prayers 

ya eat all day to lose your cares 

the foxiest lady that I've ever seen 

and you got the right 'cause your Mabel King 



Dee and Raj are by your side, 

In the kitchen you run and hide 

twinkies for Ree-Run and none for you 

Dee ate all the apples too 



Oh that necklace will keep you sane 

In your twinkie-less hour It wont forsake. 

Raj's glasses don't help him see 

just on him to please you and me 

Mabel King you are my savior! 

Mabel King I'll be your slave 

wait on you foot and hand 

shout It out loud all over the land 



*Chorus* 



Mabel King, You are the Queen 

the hottest babe on the 70's scene 

with that square necklace that you wear 

and you foxy buffant hair 

you could have been a school aide instead 

but then Mr. Thomas 

could'nt give you head 

Mabel King you are the best, 

especially when you're undressed 

there you're sitting on the toilet 

you're thinkin bout a chicken, 

your gonna boil it 

butt cheeks spead all over the seat 

for you taken a shit ain't no neat 



*Chorus*