Brickface and Stucco met on the corner 

Of 48th st. and 3rd Boulevard 

Brickface in a white t-shirt 

Stucco wore a skin tight skirt 

They'd go to the Village on saturdays 

Go to Broadway and see cheap plays 

Brickface decided he was a she and 

Stucco decided to go out to sea 

In fishnet stocking and old saltines 

They parted happily, said they'd meet 

again in 2003, 2003, 2003 ! 

Get out of the old neighborhood! 

Get out while your still looking good! 

Wake up, brake up & go 

Wake up, brake up & go 

Brickface and Stucco 

Brickface grew his short hair long 

Bought some wigs and tried them all on 

Cheap perfume and old lame' 

Gonna wax his legs today 

Stucco sailed the seven seas 

Grew a beard and drank some teas 

Used cheap women, drank lots of gin 

Thought of Brickface now and again 

Now and again! Now and again! 

Wake up, make up & go! 

Wake up, make up & go! 

They had a child together 

Sail the oceasn, what could be better 

Babe was born on November 10 

They named her Formica Linoleum, 

Linoleum...