Hello dear, theres some popcorn in here, 

there's some soda & icecream, but dont touch the beer. 

ok, sure, I'll be alright, 

don't worry I won't have a party tonight! 

good hon, now thats just fine 

we'll be back at a quarter to nine 

yes ma'm and I'll see you later 

dont worry I'll be on my best behavior! 



are they gone yet? 

have they driven away? 

am I free yet? 

Is it time to play? 

take the tab, stick it on my tongue 

this crummy job will be somefun! 



lord, I hope they never come back! 

ok kid, step on the oven rack 

you wanna know how the baby is? 

dont worry, she's almost done 

what do you mean she's almost done? 

don't worry she's almost done 

walls are melting, whats that funny smell? 

this lucky girl is going to hell 



*Chorus* 



Baby Sitters On Acid 

every town in the USA! 



Oh my gracious, oh my soul 

wheres my baby? 

Oh no!! 

well I dont know, I'm trippin' check the kitchen 

you'll find her maybe! 

what do you mean, bitch, what are you saying? 

I'm not leaving without getting paid! 

why don't you go take a look! 

Oh my god my baby's cooked!! 



*Chorus*