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Its time to take my drunk ass home...

I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone...

Hit on all the girls, sang every song...

Its time to take my drunk ass home...



Well i worked all week

So i could come here

Have a good time and an ice cold beer

But 1 turned to 10

and 10 turned to 20

and 20 plus an empty bottle's too damn many



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Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt

I cant find my keys for all this parkin lot dirt

My fall back plan, has done got sad

Cause my ex-girlfriend aint lookin half bad



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"Help me up..... Aw put me back down put me back down"



I sucker punched my best friend

And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band

I I look like hell...

I feel like shit...

I think its time i call it quits...



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Yea its time to take my drunk ass home

I twisted up my ankle, cant find my cell phone

Yea my lips all bust and my buzz is gone...

Its time to take my drunk ass home...



If yall agree, then sing along

Its time to take, my drunk ass home...



"oh somebody call me a cab, please"