Slim and shady, only half a whole

Bearded lady, with the bearded soul

Fake tan's staining, so you can't wear white

Tears keep raining, 'cause you know you're never ever 

gonna get it right



And ooh, you'll never be cool

Ooh, you'll never be cool

Ooh, you'll never be cool

'Cause you can't buy that...



High heel feeling, really laid on thick

Hit that ceiling, with your selfie stick

Stick that visa on your Visa card

You don't see reason, when you know you're only ever 

gonna try too hard



And ooh, you'll never be cool

Ooh, you'll never be cool

Ooh, you'll never be cool

'Cause you can't buy that...



You feel your past and your future slipping away

Another one of those days

Another one of those days...



Slim and shady, only half a whole

Jaded lady, with the jaded soul

There ain't no refund on the life you chose

The freak you've become...

Well is it nose spiting face or is it face spiting nose?



And ooh, you'll never be cool

Ooh, you'll never be cool

Ooh, you'll never be cool

'Cause you can't buy that

No you can't buy that, oh you can't buy that

No you can't buy...