I wondered when you'd show, and stick your oar in

You're still the you I used to know, just a bit more 

boring



I met a friend we shared, for half a summer

She said she hadn't cared, when you changed your number 

but



She wasn't very happy when I said it was over now

She wasn't very happy when I said you were older

And that all your bright ideas

Had led to nothing through the years



So I told her you'd retired, to watch the telly

And how there wasn't any fire, left in your belly but



She wasn't very happy when I said it was over now

She wasn't very happy when I said you were older and

I had to save me from yourself...