Ian's got a complex, oh oh Ian's got a complex

Ian's got a complex, I don't know if you know

'Cause when you cannot do for yourself

You've got to live it through somebody else

That's why Ian's got a complex, I don't know if you know

And in the middle of the night, when you're lying round feeling alright, think of Ian with his complex,

that'll make you so low.



Ian's got his problems, well I'd love to help him solve 'em

Ian's got his problems, I don't know if you know

'Cause when you have no love in your heart

You try to tear other people apart

That's why Ian's got his problems, I don't know if you know

And in the middle of the night, when you're lying there feeling alright, think of Ian with his complex,

that'll make you so low.



But Ian don't feel so bad

You're the best friend called Ian that I've ever had

You sometimes remind me a little bit of my dad



And Ian, you're a lovely human being

Whatever other people see in you, I know that you're not that bad...