Nice trainers brother, did you get them from your mother, brother?

Nice trainers geezer, do you wear 'em just to please her, geezer?

They're pretty stylish man, they caught me on the hop,

With the way your trousers gather rather neatly round the top...looking good now



Dim the lights & let him through

No-one else is dressed like you



Nice trousers sonny, did they cost you lots of money, sonny?

Nice trousers cousin, did you order half a dozen, cousin?

Perhaps you ought to go out and get yourself a job,

And buy some clothes that make you look a bit less like a nob...look around now



Dim the lights & let him through

No-one else is dressed like you



Is there possibly anything I can do

To make you realise, it's not 1982?



It's not 1982 and no-one else is dressed like you