Author/Artist: Loudon Wainwright III
Title: Unrequited to the Nth Degree
Album: Unrequited
Transcribed by: Ramsay Wallace
Email: RamsayW1@aol.com
The chords go B7 C G Dsus4 D, B7 C G D G The tab below shows the alternating Bass strings & the connecting notes that Loudon picks out

B7      x2  C     C/G x2    G               Dsus4 D
---1-1--1-1-|--0-0--0-0-|-------3-------3-3----|--3---2-
---0-0--0-0-|--1-1--1-1-|-------0-----0-0-0----|--3---3-
---2-2--2-2-|--0-0--0-0-|-------0--0h2--0-0----|--2---2-
---1-1--1-1-|--2-2--2-2-|-------0-------0-0---0|--0---0-
-2----------|-2---------|-3-2---2-2--------3-2-|--0---0-
-------2----|------3----|-----3----------------|--x------

B7      x2  C     C/G x2    G         D      G
---1-1--1-1-|--0-0--0-0-|-------3--3--2--2-|------
---0-0--0-0-|--1-1--1-1-|-------0--0--3--3-|------
---2-2--2-2-|--0-0--0-0-|-------0--0--2--2-|--0---
---1-1--1-1-|--2-2--2-2-|-------0--0----0--|----0
-2----------|-2---------|-3-2---2-2--0-----|-----2
-------2----|------3----|-----3------------|-3----3

Oh when I die & it wont be long

Oh you're gonna be sorry that you treated me wrong

You're gonna be sorry that you treated me bad

And if there's an after life I'll gloat & I'll be glad

Might be a plane crash, or some sort of OD
Might be a photograph in my obituary
You might see it & you'll cry a lot
Might want to wear black
Oh, I'd be dead but you can bet your life, I'm gonna get you back

I'm tired of being stuck up on your shelf
Might not wait around, Might kill myself
Not only would you miss me, you'd feel guilty to
Oh I'd be dead but it'd be too late the joke would be on you.

Ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho
Chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle
Snigger snigger snigger snigger
Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk


So you better take a warning & start treating me good
Start doing the things that I think you  should
You better not pout & you better not cry
The grim reaper ids coming to town & I just might die