Don't wanna be a ukrainian idiot

Don't wanna be part of the European union

Can you hear the sound of the wheelbarrow?

The subliminal people farming marrow



Welcome to a new kind of election

Where the presidents already chosen

We were hoping you would think it was ok

Eurovision dreams of tomorrow

The bulk voting makes it kind of hollow

But that's enough to argue



Well maybe I'm the faggot of Ukraine

I never really was fond of rain

So everybody follow me to Spain

And sing along with Wayne



Don't wanna be a ukrainian idiot

Don't wanna be part of the European union

Information gets wet when it rains

Calling out to idiot Ukraine