Well Mr. Burns had done it

the power plant had won it

with Roger Clemens clucking all the while

Mike Soscia's tragic illness made us smile

While Wade bloggs lay unconscious on the ballroom tile



We're talking softball

from Maine to San Diego

talkin' softball

Mattingley & Conseco

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swolen jaw

Steve Sax and his run in with the law.

We're talking homer

Ozzie and the straw.



We're talking softball

from Maine to San Diego

talkin' softball

Mattingley & Conseco

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swolen jaw

Steve Sax and his run in with the law.

We're talking homer

Ozzie and the straw.