Particle Man, Particle Man

Doing the things a particle can

What is he like? It's not important.

Particle Man. 

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

If he's underwater does he get wet?

Or does the water get him instead?

Nobody knows, Particle Man



Triangle Man, Triangle Man

Triangle Man hates Particle Man

They have a fight, Triangle wins, 

Triangle Man



Universe Man, Universe Man

Size of the entire universe man

Usually kind to smaller man, Universe Man.

He's got a watch with a minute hand,

millenium hand, and an eon hand

and when they meet, it's happy land

powerful man, Universe Man



Person Man, Person Man

Hit on the head with a frying pan

Lives his life in a garbage can, Person Man.

Is he depressed, or is he a mess?

Does he feel totally worthless?

Who came up with person man?

Degraded man. Person man.



Triangle Man, Triangle Man

Triangle Man hates Person Man

They had a fight, Triangle wins

Triangle Man