Daisy, daisy

Give me your answer true.

I'm half crazy

All for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you look sweet

Upon the seat

Of a bicycle made for two.



He means a tandem bicycle.



It's hot, it's cold

It's brand new and it's old.

It's sitting in the corner of my

Circular room.



It's light, it's dark

It's a camel and a shark.

It's tidying a fishtank with an 

Electric broom.



Irony, irony.

Riding dolphins through a factory.

Irony, irony.

Feeding plants with herbal tea.



It's red, it's blue

It's superman on the loo.

It's chickens ordering megabuckets at

KFC



It's up, it's down

It's sadder than a clown.

She's looking straight at you, but she's

Thinking of me



Irony, irony.

Riding penguins through a factory.

Irony, irony.

Feeding plants with normal tea.



The world

Is made of irony.

And my car

Is very irony.

And even in the fog

It's very clear to see.

The world has lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of irony.



Irony, irony.

Riding parrots through a factory.

Irony, irony.

Feeding plants with herbal tea.



Irony, irony.

Irony, irony.

Irony, irony.

Irony, irony.

Irony, irony.

Irony, irony.

Irony, irony.

Irony, irony.