The town went silent as I walked out today
My family didn't have a thing to say
I see the neighbors are avoiding my looks
They know my story as it's all in the books, yeah
But I am happier then ever before
Cause I'm a grown man in a candy story
I know this feeling might not last for long
I know my urge and it's way too strong
I know I should not do my thing, no no
But you look so damn mouth watering
You're the ca-ca-candy for the ca-cannibal
Won't you co-co-come on trust the a-animal
You're my t-t-tasty little t-t-t-treat
Sweetie candy
You're the ca-ca-candy for the ca-cannibal
You'll go d-d-down cause you're so e-edible
I'll be t-t-tenderizing you m-m-meat
Meaty candy to me
(I just love that meaty candy)
I keep my distance when observing the girls
They make me feel like I'm alone in this world
Some call it stalking I say shopping's the word
And when I'm shopping girls are bound to get hurt
I know I should not do my thing, no no
But you look so damn mouth watering
You're the ca-ca-candy for the ca-cannibal
Won't you co-co-come on trust the a-animal
You're my t-t-tasty little t-t-t-treat
Sweetie candy
You're the ca-ca-candy for the ca-cannibal
You'll go d-d-down cause you're so e-edible
I'll be t-t-tenderizing you m-m-meat
Meaty candy to me
I am simply a man but they call me the Beast
Oh why can't they understand a man's just gotta eat
Death row went silent as I walked in today
The warden did not have a thing to say
I watch the prisoners avoiding my looks
I'm going shopping for the last meal I cook
You're the ca-ca-candy for the ca-cannibal
Won't you co-co-come on trust the a-animal
You're my t-t-tasty little t-t-t-treat
Sweetie candy
You're the ca-ca-candy for the ca-cannibal
You'll go d-d-down cause you're so e-edible
I'll be t-t-tenderizing you m-m-meat
Meaty candy to me
For me
No more candy for me
No more candy for me
Give me candy!