It's Halloween and the girls are busy,
Knocking for a treat or two,
They come home and you check their candy,
These don't look good as you chew.
The holidays are starting early,
What's a few pounds you're thin.
Thanksgivings over and Christmas is nearing,
2 more sizes once again

Chorus
It don't matter have one more peanut cluster,
Or just one slice of that pie,
It's the holidays and when it's over,
You'll still look good to me,
In those January Jeans.

Summers nearing, and the suits are coming out.
You starve yourself half to death,
It ain't worth it, just let it all out,
Just take a deep breath,
You're finally down to that size,
I never seen it don't you realize,
Halloween is just around the corner,
But it's the Fourth of July.
Chorus

Bridge
We've grown older together,
And now you see what I've seen.
These dusty jeans that I wash my hands with
Don't really matter much to me.
It's only you I'll ever need.
Chorus: End::