Crawled out of the park to eat her took a

Stairwell would I fall to please her

Just to tear this out of my belly forever

Cause I'm still hooked to the light forever

I can do it if you're there

And it's only when you're there



Bless them with the arrogant brandos

Leave your heart stitched in a hundred pieces

If it's not wet then you shouldn't be doing it

She's no bitch she's far too rich

And I can do it when you're there

And it's only when you're there



All these amazing frustrations

Such a perfect celebration

Hardly needs to be said a sensations

Are as perfect as sturbation

Hardly needs to be nailed as frustration

Such a perfect celebration

Hardly needs to be soiled



You wash yourself

You wash yourself

And I wash myself

You wash yourself



End up in a young hair

Curled round with a finger

I can't excuse this

It's all fucked

But if you're there

I can screw it when she's here

I can rule the world six times over

With my head burned out

And my body on hold

I can do it if you're there

And it's only when she's there



All these amazing frustrations

Such a perfect celebration

Hardly needs to be said

All these amazing sensations

Such a virgin celebration

Never needs to be soiled



You wash yourself

You wash yourself

And I wash myself

You wash yourself



The whole world joins the French foreign legion

Get a new suit for the man who discovered Elvis

Was so fat when he died and ascend to heaven

I live here in my watered down Disney baby

With ten million attic clad genius

Abort me cos I have to compete

And maybe one man will eventually spit on mars



Save us

If you're there

Only if she's there

I can do it if you're there

I can do it when she's there

You can screw when she's there

You can screw when she's there



All these amazing frustrations

Such a perfect celebration

Hardly needs to be said

[Ooh these amazing frustrations]

[Such a perfect celebration]

[Hardly need to be said]

Ooh these amazing frustrations

You're a virgin celebration

Hardly needs to be dead

[All these amazing frustration]

[Such a perfect celebration]

[Only needs to be said]

All these amazing sensations

Such a perfect celebration

Hardly needs to be said

[All these amazing frustration]

[Such a perfect celebration]

[Only needs to be said]