Don't let's even start
 Let's leave Lisa out of this one
 Lisa broke my heart

 Gwendolyn was splendid  but her tendency to spending
 Spun a little out of control
 Two nights on the town and
 My poor bank account was crawling around on the floor

 And pretty young Alicia  she could take a piece of your heart
 And lead you to the light
 Lucy  Melinda  Loretta and Lucinda
 We could go on all night but

 Don't let's talk about Lisa
 Don't let's even start
 Let's leave Lisa out of this one
 Lisa broke my heart

 Priscilla was a killer, meaner than Godzilla
 But oh what a pretty girl and
 Dawn in the dawn with her pom-poms on
 She could twirl like a tilt-a-whirl

 There's wonderful women all over the world
 I've said it again and again
 But she whose name must not be spoken
 Has it all over all of them so

 Don't let's talk about Lisa
 Don't let's even start
 Let's leave Lisa out of this one
 Lisa broke my heart

 You can talk about the weather
 Cotton or leather
 And do you think the Beatles
 Shoulda really gotten back together
 Talk about the truth
 Mantle or Ruth
 Fabio, DiMaggio or John Wilkes Boothe

 Don't let's talk about Lisa
 Don't let's even start no, no
 Don't let's talk about Lisa please sir
 Lisa broke my heart

 Oh Lisa she's off limits man
 Lisa broke my heart

 You can talk about Hanson, Marilyn Manson
 And do you think they'll ever have a show down in Branson
 Talk about desire, Sosa or McGwire
 And is we in the fryin' pan or is we in the fire
 Talk about what's real and what you really feel
 And how's about those mini skirts on Ally McBeal
 Talk about the X-Files, Macaroons and mistrails
 And did you ever snag your jacket pocket on a turnstyle