Loesje Hamel - I Hate Music lyrics
It happened at the operahouse, where I saw Mister Brown He was the conductor there, so I shot him down So I am in jail, sorrowful and pale It's wrong perhaps, I admit, but I don't care a bit. I hate music, I hate the m, I hate the u, I hate the s, and i and c So I hate music, I hate a note, I hate a key I hate a goddam melody, so I hate muuuuuuuuuusic I hate the word, I hate the sound, I hate that rotten noise around I hate the people who adore it Everybody who is for it Muuuuuuuuuusic. I hate music, I hate Beethoven, I hate Bach With those two guys I'm getting stuck So I hate music, I hate a flute and a hobo Can't stand a violin, oh no So I hate muuuuuuuuuusic I hate a song, it makes me sick It doesn't give me any kick And any concerts makes me sigh It bores me stiff, I wanna die Muuuuuuuuuusic. I would give every dollar to destroy the works of Mahler I'll commit at all the crimes to sell the opera Peter Grimes When they start with Mendelssohn, I start yelling on my own I can't stand it, stand it, stand it, makes me crazy, makes me mad I can't stand it, stand it, stand it, makes me evil, makes me bad. I hate music, I hate the fellow who invented it I hate his wife, his kids So I hate music And the Bolero of Ravel, Ravel for me can go to hell So I hate muuuuuuuuuusic And Debussy's Clair da Lune makes me want to shoot the moon And that Madame Butterfly, I'll strangle with a tie Muuuuuuuuuusic. So I am in jail, sorrowful and pale But when I come out, there won't be any doubt That I'll burn down any concerthall, piano's and so on I'll kill every composer untill the music shall be gone.