Warning, MC's stand back

You better take a chill and observe the skill

of the man who can, so understand god damn

I got a masterpiece a master plan and a brand new

way to attack the wack cut 'em down to size

to realize LL's back

Don't sleep I'm too sweet to repeat a beat

a lyric or rhyme I wouldn't waste your time

with weak words, that's for nerds, you never heard a rhyme

So you deserve a line rougher than rough enough is enough

I'm, gonna slaughter choke ya smoke ya like a sauna

You don't really wanna

But if you wanna battle on here's a lesson: stop 'fessin

I'm a lethal weapon, you better get to steppin

off the stage, and outta my face

You're too light ?? ?? save the bass


Why do you think they call it dope?

Why do you why do you think they call it dope?


It seems like people-'ll never understand

On the microphone I'm not your average man

I cool out sometimes, I save my best rhymes

and then the toy boy thinks that he can come and get mine

Let your friends gas him up, talk trash and make bets

then gets played like those kids who tried to rob Goetz

You don't know what I'm sayin? Yo check it

Give me any microphone and god damnit I'll wreck it!

I'm coldblooded I'm about to mutilate

Last year before I left I told you to wait

But you couldn't stay loyal started goin astray

Thinkin Tom, Dick, and Harry can mess with Cool J

Is you crazy? I'm boomin, got the talent of two men

The stamina and skill in battle to kill a few men

The heart of a lion, the loyalty of a soldier

I wreck your whole mob then tell ya I told ya!


Why do you think they call it dope?

Why do you why do you think they call it dope?


Cause I don't jab around you, I come inside

Bob and weave, deceive until you get tongue tied

Brawl for all give a lyrical display

and next time you know better than to get in my way

"Yo whassup wit LL?

Will he ever make another 'Rock the Bells'?"

Yo brothers is comin up, "I think he's fallin off

I don't think he's still 'hard as hell'"

See, this is the attitude, of ignorant ones

cause they don't know, all them MC'sll get done

One or two might say, "Yo L'll be back"

but the rest they be suckin on SUGAR SMACKS

Talkin that crap about who's better than me

You think so? Just let a MC

make me mad enough, to really wanna battle

I put a L on his ass like he was cattle!


Why do you think they call it dope?

Why do you why do you think they call it dope?


Just cause I make a love song, or say a simple rhyme

"Boom, move over L, it's Miller Time"

I don't know whether to laugh, get ill or get wild

Cause brothers don't realize, I got so many styles

like triplin up the words, confusin all the nerds

Heard put my sights on mics and ?? flippin above the word

to the mother, no other

MC brother, can mess with Ladies Lover

I'm original, I'm bright under color

And when I get on the mic, yo I burn rubber

Can't stand criticism, give 'em an exorcism

Been rockin for years, now I have wisdom

The way I'm kickin the lines you can hear my tongue twist

and it'll have your neck spinnin like you're spineless

I'm pickin 'em up, throwin 'em down

Hypin 'em up and slowin 'em down

All of these words with only one tongue

Shakin 'em up and then bakin 'em up

Smash boom bash scrapin 'em up

Now you thought that was hard, I just begun

Cause I'm a roll on the microphone

And take control just like Al Capone

I'm notorious, you're foolish if you sleep on me

Cause I'm too slick to let a rapper get sweet on me

Try to make a move for my heavyweight belt

You get played like the Wizard of Oz witch, you melt

Yo I'm crazy dope, with super hype lines

and a lot of hype lines make one dope rhyme


Why do you think they call it dope?

Why do you why do you think they call it dope?

Why do you think they call it dope?

Why do you why do you think they call it dope?


Cause that's what it is


Why do you think they call it dope?

Why do you why do you think they call it dope?

Why do you think they call it dope?


{*cutting and scratching "Straight from Queens" to the end*}