[ Russell Simmons ]

Yo man, I got this def Rolex watch, man

$100'000 watch, man

I sell it to you for 400

- You got 80?

Dig - dig this, man

I got a rich, rich, rich, rich girl, man...



[ L.L. Cool J ]

I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell

Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well

See, you're the largest liar that was ever created

You and Pinocchio are brotherly related

Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time

Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a treath to mankind

That's a lie



[ Russell Simmons ]

You know what my records is about, man

You know how much money we get, man

Come on

(You're a liar)

Me and my man Rick got millions of gold albums

(That's a lie)

I'm gettin cold money every day

(You're a liar)

You'll need a wheel barrow for all that shit in my office



[ L.L. Cool J ]

You lied about the lies that you lied about

You even lied to your aunt when you went down south

You lied, and a body builder kicked your butt

If you was in Egypt you'd lie to King Tut

You claim to do things no one could achieve

You said you did things Ripley's wouldn't believe

That's a lie



[ Russell Simmons ]

I got this Japanese girl, man

Lee, man, takes good care of me

(You're a liar)

Yo, she's so def, man

Wipes my butt

(That's a lie)

Everybody be beefin, man, about what Rush doin

(You're a liar)

You seen my new Mercedes, man?



[ L.L. Cool J ]

Giant Jabber-Jaw, biggest liar I ever saw

You said you got a mansion, you don't got half a floor

Professor of Super Lies, you can lecture at my school

You said you liked Felix Unger, sat down at the dinner talbe and drooled

Your story's so remarkable, it shouldn't be revealed

You said you had a Benz, you don't got four wheels

That's a lie



[ Russell Simmons ]

I got a Maserati, man, what are you talkin 'bout?

(You're a liar)

I traded my 1988 Mercedes for it

(That's a lie)

Man, don't front, you know what Rush is about, man

(You're a liar)

Yo, why you be illin, man?

You know what time - what time it is



[ L.L. Cool J ]

Then you start to lie about things you don't have

You speak of limousines? You can't afford a cab

Said you slapped Rowdy Piper and didn't get a hassle

You promised your girl filet mignon, took her to White Castle

You said you have a lot of women, you don't even know a few

'There are 8 million stories' - and they're all made up by you

That's a lie



[ Russell Simmons ]

...Rush, man

Gives you the biggest medaillon you ever saw

(You're a liar)

It's gon' keep the bullets off your back

(That's a lie)

You know why stations play our records?

Cause the kids'll tear the station apart

Kids'll rip it down...



[ L.L. Cool J ]

Said your grandmother's 20 when your mother's 25

Said your father beat Joe Lewis, but homebody took a dive

You said you used tootpaste, your teeth are yellow like my gold

A brand new pair of Lee's, that's the skirt your sister stole

That's a lie



[ Russell Simmons ]

Yo man

All the girls everywhere talkin about Rush

(You're a liar)

Word man, Pretty Tony knocked a hoe down the other day

(That's a lie)

Talkin so much about 'Rush, Rush,' every time

(You're liar)

That hoes just be beefin, man

'Rush this and Rush that'

(That's a lie)

World's biggest thing, man

Rush is gettin all the money, man

(You're liar)

...wheel barrow full of money, ya understand me?

(That's a lie)

That they be rollin that shit in my office all day

(You're a liar)

Nothin but money, and it be green

(That's a lie)

Don't front, man, you know what Rush is about, man

Rush gets money, man

(You're liar)

My Maserati is bad, man, it's blue and green - and gold

(That's a lie)

I just bought this hoe this milllion dollar ring, man

(You're a liar)

I just wanna look good, man

So I got one

(That's a lie)

Like that, we be cold gettin money at Rush, man

Jewels be them thangs

(You're a liar)

Rings and things, man, all that type of stuff

(That's a lie)

Man, I got 900 pairs of Reeboks, man

...pair of...Adidas

(You're a liar)

I got every color of Adiddas they ever made, man

(That's a lie)

My man Steve, that's a porno star, man

And he be bringin them hoes to the house

(You're a liar)

Word man, they be over my house

(That's a lie)

Yo, that girl at my house, man

...Lee, man

She cleans up behind me, man

(You're a liar)

Yo, she cleans up behind me, does everything I say, man

(That's a lie)

Yo man, sweet little Japanese thing, man

Takin care of me, man

(You're a l-)

Yo, man...

(That's a lie)