Playin' the wall  takin' a break
 Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings
 Baby hair and bodies built to swing
 That's when I seen her
 Her name was Tina
 Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
 I said  "How you doin'  my name's Big L
 Don't ask me how I'm livin'  'cause  yo  I'm living swell
 But then again I'm livin' kind of foul
 'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl"
 To make a long story short, I got the digits
 Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
 I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her
 Layin' like a king on sheets of satin
 That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'
 She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty
 I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie
 But Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness
 With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
 When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
 But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
 I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in
 And said to her with a devilish grin...

 TINA got a big ole butt
 I know I told you I'd be true
 But TINA got a big ole butt
 So I'm leavin' you
 TINA got a big ole butt
 I know I told you I'd be true
 But TINA got a big ole butt
 So I'm leavin' you

 I went to the high school about three o'clock
 To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
 My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin'
 Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin'
 Girls all over, the kind I adore
 I felt like a kid in a candy store
 That's when I seen her
 Her name was Brenda
 She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember
 I said to my man, "Stop the jeep"
 She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleep
 I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
 And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
 I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired
 Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire"
 I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
 She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug
 I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin'
 You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button"
 I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
 Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
 When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
 When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
 Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'
 You know what I said
 Too bad you caught me cheatin', but...

 BRENDA got a big ole butt
 I know I told you I'd be true
 But BRENDA got a big ole butt
 So I'm leavin' you
 BRENDA got a big ole butt
 I know I told you I'd be true
 But BRENDA got a big ole butt
 So I'm leavin' you

 I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
 Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
 I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car
 Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are"
 I paid it no attention, I walked inside
 Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride
 I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'
 And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'
 I sat down to eat, ordered my food
 I said to the waitress, "I don't men to be rude
 But I'll take you on a platter"
 She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter
 You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza
 What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa"
 I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that
 But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back"
 She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear
 L, where we going?" I said, "Right here"
 She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see"
 I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T.
 When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
 Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
 Laid her on the table and place my order
 And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
 On and on to the break 'a dawn
 All over the restaurant, word is born
 I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch
 I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
 I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol
 Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda
 Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember

 LISA got a big ole butt
 I know I told you I'd be true
 But LISA got a big ole butt
 So I'm leavin' you
 See ya
 LISA got a big ole butt
 I know I told you I'd be true
 But LISA got a big ole butt
 So I'm leavin' you
 See ya