(feat. Mark Figeroa)





March, march, march, march

Boomdizzle, baby



Way back in 1776

Who would have thought we would have had these chicks

Sum kinda slim and some extra thick

They make me feel so patriotic



Man, American girls are something to see

I bet Thomas Jefferson would love B E T

This is a celebration all across the land

Light the fireworks, bring out the marching band



Uncle L, I love the heart land

South Carolina, they lookin' so tan

Out in Kansas, they so outlandish

Up in Nebraska, I know whatcha after



Bubble baths and Budweiser, joy and laughter

A good ol' boy that's not tryin' to gas ya

American girl, no doubt who the best are

I get harder, faster than a car in Nascar



Make more reveal, I wanna ride again

The red coats are comin', fuck it, let 'em in

The king of England woulda left us alone

If he saw Jessica Simpson eat an ice cream cone



Teeny bikinis, red, white and blue

American girl, I salute you

From Massachusetts to Albuquerque

Back to the Mid West, as sweet as the dessert be



I see you out there dancing

Looks like you need romancing

You're my American girl, American girl



You know I wanna hold you

Here's something you can roll to

You're my American girl, American girl



March ladies

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March ladies

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March ladies

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March ladies

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March ladies



I'm so glad that French helped us out

Now you're free to walk around and let your cleavage bounce

The Founding Fathers would've been hot and bothered

Watching boomdizzle, you know what I'm talking about



From Philadelphia to Illinois, St. Louis, Alabama

Country Gramma

Queens, New York, Detroit to Montana

Today's your day girl, let's raise the banner



Benjamin Franklin, I so wanna thank him

Take a look at these girls, they the best in the world

Blonds and brunettes, redheads with curls

March with me girl and let your baton twirl



Champagne corks were bursting in the air

Gave prove through the night, my girls were still there

I'm a drum major, leading you to the flavor

Go ahead and shake whatcha mama gave ya



Oh, oh, say can you see

By the dawns early light

Party with me every night

Let down your hands, alright



Whatever you do, don't lose this all fast

I'ma have to fly my flag at half mass

You go girl, you make me wanna holler

Take George off and put your boobs on the dollar



I see you out there dancing

Looks like you need romancing

You're my American girl, American girl



You know I wanna hold you

Here's something you can roll to

You're my American girl, American girl



March ladies

(Left, left, left, right, left)

March ladies

(Right, right, right, left, right)



March ladies

(Left, left, left right, left)

March ladies

(Right, right, right, left, right)

March ladies



I'm the master of the ceremony, go ahead, yell

Put your hand in the air, bring the liberty bell

I give you the John Hancock if you don't tell

Let's have the Boston Tea party, what the hell



Celebrate the day Crispus Attucks fell

So we could use our parts and rock to LL

36 double D's never troubled me

Thank god that Columbus made that discovery



The queen of Spain, spends some change

Now Paris Hilton is pushing the range

Stars ride by while the chauffeur's drive

But all you girls with 9 to 5's dance with pride



This is the USA, great to be alive

Great watch the videos with them big ol' thighs

Brown and blue-green and hazel eyes

All directed straight towards the prize



Any shape or size, all different types survive

Around the way girls, ready to ride

Farmers daughter on the John Deer with pride

Conservative blue bloods, intelligent minds



With them girls next door, they put me under a spell

I'm on top of the world, I'ma screaming to tell

I love the USA girls

Almost as much as The Giants beat Green Bay, girl



I see you out there dancing

Looks like you need romancing

You're my American girl, American girl



You know I wanna hold you

Here's something you can roll to

You're my American girl, American girl



March ladies

(Left, left, left, right, left)

March ladies

(Right, right, right, left, right)



March ladies

(Left, left, left right, left)

March ladies

(Right, right, right, left, right)

March ladies