I never kissed a man before
Now isn't that a shame?
I never kissed a man before
before I knew his name

I never had a taste for wine
Now isn't that a shame?
I never had a taste for wine,
for wine can't compare with gin

It's nice, as nice can be
my faith is at last restored
to know that vice can be its own reward

I always go to bed at ten 
Now isn't that a bore? 
I always go to bed at ten
and then go home at four...