He came over to my house 

Didn't even knock, he just walked inside 

And when I didn't want to talk 

He said, "Oh God, what a lot of bullshit." 



Don't be so in love with yourself 

Don't be so in love with yourself 

Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not 

Don't you know I'm not? 



And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve 

Coming here after all of the times 

That you've tried to pull the wool 

Over my eyes and my ears and nose and mouth and..." 



Don't be so in love with yourself 

Don't be so in love with yourself 

Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not 

Don't you know I'm not? 



And he said, "You've got a lot of nerve 

Painting me like I'm the villain. 

What about all of those words, like 'he's just a friend'? 

Oh God, what a lot of bullshit..." 



Don't be so in love with yourself 

Don't be so in love with yourself 

Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not 

Don't you know I'm not? 



And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve, 

After all, it wasn't me who left. 

And now you're sleeping with that girl 

That you used to say that you have always hated." 



Don't be so in love with yourself 

Don't be so in love with yourself 

Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not 

Don't you know I'm not? 



And we took off all of our clothes 

Had a lot of sex and then fell asleep 

And when I finally awoke 

I held him close and I whispered in his ear and said, 

"Don't be so in love with yourself 

Don't be so in love with yourself 

Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not 

Don't you know I'm not?" 



And he said, "I know, don't you think I know?"