Oh you chiseler you I'm so in love with you I can't explain the feelings that I feel

The only prints you leave behind on the sands of time will be the marks of a heel



When I gave you my hand my heart was in it in your way I know you love me too

Still I can't help but worry every minute

When you say being honest takes but not enough for you

Oh you chiseler you...



Your cottage bag can't even borrow trouble you'd rather take a friend than take a job

But one by one they'll all know you talk double

Then if and when you need a friend you'll have to buy a dog

Oh you chiseler you...



When you gave me that table for my birthday

For once you told the truth and that's a fact

You said that it went back to Loui the fourteen

And on the fourteen Loui can't and Loui took it back

Oh you chiseler you...

Oh you chiseler you...