Sunday I go to meet little Sally

And I jump up the stairs 'cause I wanna tell her

I wonder if we can start another waterbed rally

Sally laughs and what she says ain't a lie



Ride me till I cry

Push the pen, push the pen as high as you really can

Dive into my funny side



She opens her lips and the hot sweet taste

Makes me forget about the energy I waste

Feelin' better now 'cause I know the way how

To help her find the highest point and she screams loud



Ride me till I cry

Push the pen, push the pen as high as you really can

Dive into my funny side



What you gonna do on Tuesday?

I relax my brain before I go insane

She was so, she was so, she was fine

Get ready for doing it everyday

Not everyday, it's not my way

You will try, you will try, Yeah I'll try



Day after day, the silly old game

But Sally wants more, it's always the same

Sixty-nine, real fine, she got hers and I got mine

"Right boy make me shine, it's better now for me to die



Ride me till I cry

Push the pen, push the pen as high as you really can

Dive into my funny side



What you gonna do on Tuesday?

I relax my brain before I go insane

She was so, she was so, she was fine

Get ready for doing it everyday

Not everyday, it's not my way

You will try, you will try, Yeah I'll try



What you gonna do on Tuesday?

I relax my brain before I go insane

She was so, she was so, she was fine

Get ready for doing it everyday

Not everyday, it's not my way

You will try, you will try, Yeah I'll try



Ride me till I cry

Push the pen, push the pen as high as you really can

Dive into my funny side



The time is right today to take it to an end, okay

If Sally is sleepin' tight, I change her with a rubber maid

No more horror bedroom fights, rubber maids tell no tales

I touch her sweet rubber skin and slowly she starts to sing



Ride me till I cry

Push the pen, push the pen as high as you really can

Dive into my funny side



What you gonna do on Tuesday?

I relax my brain before I go insane

She was so, she was so, she was fine

Get ready for doing it everyday

Not everyday, it's not my way

You will try, you will try, Yeah I'll try



What you gonna do on Tuesday?

I relax my brain before I go insane

She was so, she was so, she was fine

Get ready for doing it everyday

Not everyday, it's not my way

You will try, you will try, Yeah I'll try



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