Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed

Similar events in cities across America

Events which bore a striking resemblance

To the ones you have just seen- began occurring

Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed,

Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California

Made the acquaintance of a new breed of flytrap

And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood.



Thus the plants worked their terrible will

Finding jerks who would feed them their fill

And the plants proceeded to grow and grow- and grow

And begin what they came here to do

Which was essentially to 

Eat Cleveland and Des Moines 

And Peoria and New York

and where you live!



They may offer you fortune and fame

Love and money and instant acclaim

But whatever they offer you

Don't feed the plants



They may offer you lots of cheap thrills

Fancy condos in Beverly Hills

But whatever they offer you

Don't feed the plants



Look out! Here comes Audrey Two!

Look out! Here I come for you!



Hold your hat and hang on to your soul

Something's coming to eat the world whole

If we fight it we've still got a chance

But whatever they offer you

Though they're slopping the trough for you

Please, whatever they offer you

Don't feed the plants

We'll have tomorrow

Don't feed the plants!

Don't feed the plants.