Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
Similar events in cities across America
Events which bore a striking resemblance
To the ones you have just seen began occurring

Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California
Made the acquaintance of a new breed of flytrap
And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood

Thus the plants worked their terrible will
Finding jerks who would feed them their fill
And the plants proceeded to grow and grow
And begin what they came here to do
Which was essentially to

Eat Cleveland
And Des Moines
And Peoria
And New York
And where you been

They may offer you fortune and fame
Love and money and instant acclaim
But whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plants

They may offer you lots of cheap thrills
Fancy condos in Beverly Hills
But whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plants

Lookout, here comes Audrey Two
Lookout, here I come for you

Hold your hat and hang onto your soul
Somethin's comin' to meet the world whole
If we fight it, we still got a chance

But whatever they offer you
Tho' they're sloppin' the trough for you
Please whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plants

We'll have tomorrow
Don't feed the plants