There was a starfish
Then there was five
She thought she did good
Coming from arkansas
Militant pro-lifer
Killing a soul
Who just wanted
To give a starfish
To her grandma
To her father
To her cousin
And her best friend
To her mother
You are bad, you are bad, you are bad
Were the words she heard
Those were the words she'll remember
About their trip to jamaica
So, what you gonna do
With that pro-lifer
There was a starfish
Then there was five
You were right, you were right, you were right
We all know you were so right, you were so right
It doesn't matter
'Cause she doesn't know why not
Kill more starfish
Kill more starfish
Kill more starfish
Kill more starfish
Kill more starfish