I'm so envious of you
You appear to have it all together
No signs of dementia
I applaud you

You're so perfect, I'm so second rate
No signs of lunacy, now I cheer for you
I'm glad you know who you are
You'll go far, I applaud you

Should I clap a little louder?
I applaud you
Should I cheer a little louder?
I applaud you

You're such a winner
You've got what it takes
I know you love the good life, I can relate
I saw you rollin? down the street
In a brand new car, I applaud you

Should I clap a little louder?
I applaud you
Should I cheer a little louder?
I applaud you

I?m so jealous of your looks
You overflow with charisma
No signs of insecurity
You overflow with charisma
I applaud you, I cheer for you

You're such a winner
You've got what it takes

Should I clap a little louder?
I applaud you
Should I cheer a little louder?
I applaud you

Should I clap a little louder?
I applaud you
I applaud you