Where you at Jacksonville, Rochester, Louisville, Columbia, Hartford, 
Milwaukee, and Lewiston Maine 
Where you at Providence, Nashville, Memphis, Lauderdale, Portland, Orlando, 
Chicago, and Frisco? 
I left my heart in Austin with Mary Campbell 
Got lost in Boston lookin for the tea party 
Met a child molester in Worchester 
Need a Kleenex every time I`m leavin Phoenix 
I get silly when I play in Philly 
Limp Bizkit committee down in Kansas City 
Never know what I`m in for when I`m play in Denver 
Hard rock don`t stop down in Vegas 
In Cincinnati the girls call me daddy 
And I probably ain`t leavin the next time I`m in Cleveland 
Found my lucky coin in Des Moine 
And spit on a boy named Tina in Pasadena 
We get the swing from new Orleans 
Ft worth and Dallas we toast when we`re tippin` up the challis 
Tulsa, St. Louis, Sacto, Mesa, Norfolk, Lawrence, Minneapolis, St. Paul, 
North Hampton, Detroit, Omaha, New York, LA 
What can I say, I can`t name em all 

So somebody, anybody, everybody get the fuck up 
And show me what you got! 
Hey ladies! 
Who`s hot, who`s not! 

I can`t help but believe in these friends 
These bands, these tours and these places I`ve been 
I thank God, Mom & Dad 
Adriana, the sky, for the love I feel inside 
Jordan, my phat ass band 
Without em I`d be nothin but a pumpkin shoved inside a can 
Without the fans there wouldn`t be no show 
And if that was really so then life would really blow 
To the firm, you always got my back. 
Korn for the love and the swappin of the tracks 
My brother Cory D, my man Terry Date 
We brought it to the plate and you made it sound great 
Scott Weiland the melody man, if you cant sing it nobody can 
Wu-Tang Clan skills from the Method 
The worlds best MC kills on this record 
Slim Shady, crazy ass cracker 
Staind, a brand new drug for your brain 
Les Claypool, for actin like a fool 
and all of the bands with the demos that were cool 
I`m so grateful for this life of mine 
The ones I didn`t thank I will some other time 

Now I want somebody, anybody, everybody get the fuck up 
And show me what you got! 
Hey ladies! 
Who`s hot, who`s not! 

I`ve been around this world and then some 
Dumb ditty dumb kid where you comin from? 
I went from the garage to steppin` on these stages 
Outrageous rhymes left my mind and soon became contagious 
An MC with bad habits I am 
I see a mic then I grab it, scary ain`t it? 
Comin raw with no corrections 
Savin all perfection`s for what I do with my erections 
So dream on!

Lesson Learned 

This pain in my stomach 
Won`t go away 
I assume this is punishment 
For the mistakes I`ve made 
In a world where my actions 
Speak louder than words 

I know people than could ever be 
What lesson I`ve learned from it all 
Fortune and fame are disguised as your friend 
Cause I`m lonlier now than I`ve ever been