I wish I had one good reason why

I should stay

How'd I get myself

Into this place?



I wish had qualities like

Sympathy

Fidelity

Sobriety

Sincerity

Humility

Instead I got lunacy



Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeahh



I wish I could fit myself in my pocket

And tie myself to a rocket

And send myself to outer space

I wish I had a different face



I wish I had one good reason why

I should stay

How'd I get myself

Into this place?



I wish my life was a little less seedy

Why am I always so greedy?

Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy

I know I never will

I know I never will

I wish my life was not so boring

Every weekend four to the flooring

Don't get me started on Monday morning

It would be overkill

It would be overkill



I wish I had one good reason why

I should stay

How'd I get myself

(How'd I get myself)

Into this place?



I wish I could apologize

Be dignified

Wish I could look you in the eye

And tell you that I never lied

I wish that I could stop the cries

Yeah yeah yeah yeahh

Yeah yeah yeahh



Don't wake me up today

Under my duvet's

Where I wanna stay

Don't wanna come out to play

Doesn't matter what you say, anyway, anyway



I wish my life was a little less seedy

Why am I always so greedy?

Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy

I know I never will

I know I never will

I wish my life was not so boring

Every weekend four to the flooring

Don't get me started on Monday morning

It would be overkill

It would be overkill



Oh, I wish I didn't smoke so many cigarettes

Another programme on antiques on the TV set

Wish I had blonde hair

Wish I had green eyes

So many things about myself that I despise

(I wish my life was a little less seedy)

So many things about my life that I despise

(I wish my life was a little less seedy)

So many things that I despise

(I wish my life was a little less seedy)

So many things that I despise