[TS]  It's Too Short baby, whassup?
[LK]  Hmm, you tell me
[TS]  Shit, I'm coming out that way tonight, I'm trying to get with you
[LK]  Oh really?
[TS]  Whassup, yeah
[LK]  You know I waited a long time for this
[TS]  Look, soon as I get there, I'ma call you, aight?
[LK]  Bring what I need
[TS]  Yeah

 	Call me, just call me
[both]	When you need someone to talk to, someone to fuck you
	Call me, just call me
[both]	Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need

[both]	When you need someone to talk to, someone to fuck you
	Call me, just call me
[both]	Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need

[TS]
My plane touches down at eleven forty-five
I'm comin through, want you, bout to show you why
I got the game from the pimps and players
You gon' feel me baby when I get there
I'ma give you what you want so I can get what I need
We can get hella freaky while we smoke some weed
We don't need champagne fuck the gin and juice
These niggaz know what Short Dog & Lil' Kim can do
Imagination is a understatement
Anything you can think of we can make it
Big money, hit records, watch us get wreckless
We butt-naked, we never sexless
And when I get there you know it's, time to fuck
Cause all night long ain't long enough to come up
it's just us, ya wanna know something?  It's a big dick
tight pussy thing, make us both come

 	Call me, just call me
[both]	When you need someone to talk to, someone to fuck you
	Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need

[LK]
Everybody know the Queen gettin down dirty
Drive you crazy like the 7:30, it ain't a secret
Rumors they could keep, you know there's only one
Ghetto Queen with the guillotine/real bitch that carry gats by the spleen
Knahmean?  Some bitch is on the other line, answer that
If it's a Booty Call, cancel that
You want pure satisfaction? I'ma handle that
All I need is a candle and a porno channel
Lubricate the top, now I'm starting to sweat
Peel my Gucci sheets back so they don't get wet, now check it
Adjust your phone volume, Lil' Kim is sure to bring
the nuts outcha, imagine me suckin blood out ya
Like a hickey, I love the phone quickie
Slip myself a mickey, now that's the proper set off
You could reach out and touch me MCI style
Kim and $hort fucking Cali Bed-Stuy style
Tell me what you want, I'll tell you what I need
You could fuck me till I bleed, oh $hort I'm about to OD
[TS]	And I like it

 	Call me, just call me
[both]	When you need someone to talk to, someone to fuck you
[both]	Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need
	Call me, just call me
[both]	When you need someone to talk to, someone to fuck you
[both]	Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need

[TS] You say it's cool to fuck baby, just open up
[LK] Well since you showed up what's the hold up
[TS] The blunts ain't rolled up
     Let's mix sex with the weed smell
[LK] Then ride me nigga, like you do them V-12's
     I'll be your SLK, you can drop my top
[TS] And I'll be all up in the cock from midnight to six o'clock
     The way you sick dick you off the heezee
[LK] Get off your kneezee, they say you are what you eat
[TS] They say the 69 is more like a 138
     Everytime we have sex it's like watching dirty tapes
     You're my personal, private, porno star
     You wanna see us fuck?  Buy the tape at the corner store
     Queen Bee getting stung by Too Scheezee
     I'm smokin indo, buzzin with the bree-zy
     I teach you all about the niggaz from the O-A-K
     We take the money and the pussy cause we sho' don't play
	And I like it

	Call me, just call me
[both]	When you need someone to talk to, someone to fuck you
[both]	Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need
	Call me, just call me
[both]	When you need someone to talk to, someone to fuck you
[both]	Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need

[both laughing]
[LK] Unnhhhh
[TS] I'm LOVIN it
[LK] How much?
[TS] How much?
[LK] Yeahh
[TS] I always wanted you
[LK] I know you do.. mmmmh
[TS] Right there
[LK] Is that what you're talkin about?
     Talk to me
[TS] Some of that shit that gonna make it on the record
[LK] You can talk to me
     Mmmmmh