I named my pager Isn't that cute?  You should too!  So what's your pagers name? I'm waiting!  That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom  People give me a hard time 'cos I have a wooden arse I've got free vacation So just get over it ok!  And cable TV  I'm not a star baby Can you dig me?  I like coffee I'm a trip I feel tired I got a dukes of hazard tattoo   and it's not even on the frickin' tv anymore So i told her go to hell...ok My friend doris says I should go to church more Just go to hell It was daddy's idea to show morse code on walkie talkies I'm simple but im complicated We're rich now