I am really special cuz there's only one of me

look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me

when I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song

it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long



oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe

puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth

watch out all you mothers, I'm happy as hardcore

happy as a coupon for a $20 whore



I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me,

happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy



Spoken: I can't do this, man. I'm not happy.



I am really special, cuz there's only one of me

Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me

These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout,

but if you tip me over, than mama said knock you out



I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave

welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave

I am happy, I am good, I am...



Spoken: I'm Outta Here! Screw You!