Johnny come lately 

All through the county

They come from the city

Out here to Green Hill

Drivin' like bastards

Stompin' the throttle

The buzzards of Green Hill

Grow fat on road kill



Awwww

Little Fuzzy Wuzzy was a baby bear

Little Fuzzy Wuzzy didn't have no hair

Little Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he

But he didn't give a good hot damn



Little Ruby had a purdy kitty cat

Brother ran him off with a Tee-Ball bat

Out on Green Hill the little kitty cat sat

'Till it met a '96 Dodge Ram



Johnny come lately 

All through the county

They come from the city

Out here to Green Hill

Drivin' like bastards

Stompin' the throttle

The buzzards of Green Hill

Grow fat on road kill



[Guitar solo]



HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY



[More guitar]



Old John Donovan was drinkin' late

Took his car keys and he taunted fate

Swervin' across the interstate

Crashed a mother and her son cold dead



Took John Donovan and hucked him in jail

He dipped in his wallet and posted bail

He made it back home before the sunrise shine

And slept in his very own bed



This little piggy won't cast a stone

That little piggy won't pick a bone 

But these little piggies don't stand alone 

When justice needs to be fed



Johnny come lately 

All through the county

They come from the city

Out here to Green Hill

Drivin' like bastards

Stompin' the throttle

The buzzards of Green Hill

Grow fat on road kill



[Another guitar solo - this one's cooler though, lol]



Johnny come lately 

All through the county

They come from the city

Out here to Green Hill

Drivin' like bastards

Stompin' the throttle

The buzzards of Green Hill

Grow fat on road kill

The buzzards of Green Hill

Grow fat on road kill

The buzzards of Green Hill

Grow fat on road kill