We told you dear
                  You didn't have
                  To come here

                  The human life
                  Is full of quirks
                  We can't work it out
                  Nothing works

                  It's a lemon
                  This mechanic
                  Live, love, suffer
                  Die and panic

                  It lives, it loves
                  Suffers and dies
                  It eats cow's meat
                  And apple pies

                  Dumb, dumb, dumb
                  And full of fear
                  Anxiety and strife..
                  This is the human life!

                  ...We have many duties still
                  Much gold and silver light to spill
                  On anxious boys and frightened girls like you