From the Album "Carney" (1972)

Can you get us in free,
My girlfriend and me,
We like the songs, but we hate to pay.
Can I have your guitar,
Can I ride on your car,
Can you give me a role to play
 
Can I have an autograph
Can I sit in your lap
Are you really into witchcraft like they say
Can I follow you home
Can I use your telephone
Can we crash here for just a few day
We're from Rolling Stone so it's okay.

Oh, What was your name
You're someone I've seen.
Has anyone said that you look like James Dean
Can I sit in your lap, 
Can we rap but don't have much to say
 
Can I have your guitar,
Can I ride on your car
Can you give me a role to play
Can I follow you home, 
Can I use your telephone
Can we crash here for just a few days
We're from Rolling Stone so it's okay - Ah ha!
 
Can you do a benefit
Have you got any shit
Have you made your peace with Jesus yet today
Would you like to be a monk
C'mon lets go get drunk.
Do you think Paul McCartney is okay
Can we crash here for just a few days
Ah, we're from Rolling Stone so it's okay