That's How It All Begins
 Well I Try So Hard In These Affairs Of The Heart
 But I Know That I'll Never Win

 Well I Talk To You Sweet Like Honey
 Don't I Treat You As Nice As Pie
 But I Can't Figure Out When You Scream And You Shout
 Why I Have To Apologize

 You Win -- I Lose
 That's How It Always Goes
 I Came Into This Thing With My Heart In A Spin
 I Went Out With A Broken Nose

 You Win -- I Lose
 That's How It's Meant To Be
 Well I Tried All I Can Just To Figure It Out
 But Love's Just Mystery

 Guess All You Ladies Would Call Me Easy
 But I'm A Fool For The Femme Fatale
 When She Flashes Those Eyes I'm Not A Man I'm A Mouse
 Tryin' To Patch Up A Broken Heart

 You Win -- I Lose
 That's Okay That's The Way It Goes
 Well I Tried All I Could But It Did Me No Good
 'cos All I've Got Is Nothin' To Show

 They Say That Men Are Always Supposed To Act
 Like They're Not Really Tryin'
 But When I Come On Cool Nobody Seems To Notice
 It's A Mystery
 It's A Mystery To Me

 You See You Win -- I Lose
 I Guess That's How We're Meant To Be
 I Tried As Hard As I Could But It Did Me No Good
 You're More Than A Match For Me
 And It Don't Make No Sense To Me
 Love Is Still A Mystery
 It's Just A Mystery