One night my mom was drinking in a bar 

she told me to sit down and listen to her story 

she's telling me my conception 

came when they were both tipsy 

that's why I was put on this earth 

because you motherfuckers were both drunk 

but what she's really trying to say is 

that I'm just not wanted here 



no one welcomed me to this earth 

nobody wants to have me here 

I feel like I'm all alone 

what the fuck did I do wrong ?!? 



long time ago I had a depression 

My father's trying reverse psychology 

he's telling me I cost too much 

so I propose him to jump off a cliff 

and what he answers then is 

"No you don't have to go that far" 

but what he's really trying to say is 

"just don't blame me in your suicide note"